Leadership 2

On Friday night, the noted San Francisco-based Warhammer club, Leadership 2, was conducting a high-level meeting at one of the posher establishments on Beale Street. Unfortunately, the alcoholic drink of choice was Jagermeister, which almost led to disaster for painter extraordinaire, and Roy Eggensperger nemesis, Ed Phillips.

After obtaining matching spray-on tattoos in a demonstration of team spirit, the Leadership 2 team moved down Beale Street to another high-class tavern. Ed Phillips was so overcome with Jagermeister-influenced pride that he showed everyone on Beale Street his tattoo. To some observers’ dismay, this tattoo was located on Mr. Phillips’ much-used posterior.

Unfortunately, Ed’s audience included two of Memphis’ finest, who immediately proceeded to arrest Ed and frog march him back to their Dodge Charger.

Ed cooled his heels in the police vehicle while Leadership 2’s hastily-retained legal counsel tried to persuade the cops to release Ed on his own recognizance. But it was only when the police were informed that Ed and the Leadership 2 club were in town for the Battle on Beale Warhammer tournament that they agreed to release Ed to Leadership 2 custody... with a promise that we would drag his drunk ass back to the hotel.

Thus did the Battle on Beale save Ed Phillips from incarceration in a Memphis prison!