Warriors, come out to plaaay!
Col.
Yes, I do play Nurgle. It is a good thing, since it has prepared me to combat the waves of nausea I am sure to experience as I look out over the putrid purple you have slathered all over your models. The gayness of it will be overpowering. I will not be surprised to see a Louis Vitan handbag sculpted on you lord.
Speaking of which, Dark Elves? Really?
Dude, you are the only hillbilly in Ld2. You have a beat up truck parked in your driveway and I am sure you have a proud collection of wife beater tees. Not to call out your manhood or anything, but your ancestors must be rolling in their graves over your army selection. What next, you prefer “alternative” rock over Lynard Skinner? That you voted for Obama?
Well this “wine and cheese” Californian will be showing up with a real man’s army. That’s right, Warriors of Chaos, a true patriot’s army. None of this un-American, quiche eating army crap I will be down this Thursday to smash your cross dressing fairies into paste while slamming PBR’s at an alarming rate and wearing a hat to make any white trash southerner proud, all in an attempt to remind you of the man you once were.
Shall we up the stakes? When I annihilate you, you can buy me a stout across the street, for that is a manly man’s drink. On the off chance that I lose, I will buy you a glass of Chablis, or whatever drink you use to get in touch with your feminine side.
This Warrior has come out to plaaay! This Thursday
Hengl