Leadership 2

Long ago in an alternate universe, known to yall as 'The South', The Colonel was born. Raised by a single parent, an alligator turtle, he was a stoic child, communicating primarily through growls and snaps, delighting only in the rending of flesh of the wild game that would be his meals. After 100 moon cycles, Kamoebas, The Colonel's parental unit, pushed him from the swamps where he stumbled into a military construction site. There he discovered a love of beer, p0rn, fried chicken, and violence, that would help him integrate into American society, and become.. whatever he is today.